Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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