you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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