'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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