My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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