I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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