youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
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I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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