She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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