I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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