I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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