I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Semen is not good for contacts.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize