For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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