Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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