I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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