whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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