The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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