barbara walters just said penis...
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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