SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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