In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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