I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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