her vagine was all disorganized.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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