I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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