I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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