i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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