I skipped work to stalk him.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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