i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It's not a walk of shame if you run
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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