i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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