I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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