I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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