Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Randomize