It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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