At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
porn star boner night. come get it.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
You don't make any sense
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