thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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