He is an equal opportunity slut.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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