Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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