You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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