Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
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I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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