I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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