Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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