I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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