So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
they're like a gay fantastic four
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
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Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
we're so committed to being not committed
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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