Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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