yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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