Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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