wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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