Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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