Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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