About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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