JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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