My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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