You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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